Me meeting Paul McCartney

Me: Oh my God, Paul, I love you so bloody much! You have no idea what a huge deal this is for me, I'm such a massive fan. It's truly an honor to be meeting you in the flesh!
Paul: How the fuck did you get into the backseat of my car?!

Anon Request: John Lennon meets a girl after a show who helps him “unwind.”

beatlesmut:

Pairing: John and an OC

Rating: NC-17

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Anonymous asked: what do you think a make out session with john would be like :-)

beatlesmut:

Fun, passionate and often spontaneous. John would like to sneak up behind you when you weren’t expecting it. You’d be washing the dishes or at your wardrobe trying to find something to wear when he’d come up from behind and snake his hands around your waist, spinning you around to face him. He’d kiss you hard and passionately, with lots of tongue. Making out to him would more often than not be a lead up to sex rather than just causal snogging for the sake of it. He’d like feeling in control, dominating your tongue with his while he laid you down somewhere and climbed on top of you or backed you into a wall as he deepened the kiss. His hands would be everywhere, on your back, on your bum, rubbing your thighs, cupping your breasts and if you were wearing a skirt or something with easy access he’d probably slide a hand up under it too. 


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I was so active back out West. When I’m here, I’m just sitting for hours and walking hardly anywhere at all. I haven’t once put on my running shoes this entire year.


is it bad/reprehensible/disgusting/creepy/deplorable/insane that i want to have sex with Sean Lennon just because he looks vaguely like his dad?

(and i find him very attractive in his own right…)


the gist of any fangirl meeting their fave actor/musician

(Source: tomhazeldine, via tomhazeldine)


"I gave myself permission to care, because there are a lot of people in this world who are afraid of caring, or afraid of showing that they care because it’s uncool. It’s uncool to have passion. It’s so much easier to lose when you’ve shown everyone how much you don’t care if you win or lose. It’s much harder to lose when you show that you care, but, you’ll never win, unless you also stand to lose. Don’t be afraid of your passion."

Tom Hiddleston


Sexual aggression isn't an expression of maleness

Interesting.


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